Peas Out

3:46 PM

"And by this I mean get all the peas out and put them in my mouth. Forget those macaroni cheesy things. I just want peas. Mom, how hard is that to understand? I see you trying to sneak a noodle on that spoon. Forget it. I just want the peas. Fine. I'll throw that spoon on the floor and use my fingers. Just peas. Oh, is that a piece of onion, ok, I'll take that too. But blech, no noodles. And I want some cheese! Oh, there's cheese IN this noodly stuff? Well, not good enough! I want my special cheese that comes in a little package just for me! No, well, fine. Give me more peas. I'll eat yours off your plate while you're up getting me a napkin. Tee Hee."

Brooklyn

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